Category Archives: Humdrum

Less living and more blah room

“But, overall? I love my tiny apartment. It keeps me organized, it keeps my packrat tendencies in check, and it makes me creative.” – via Queenie Takes Manhattan

In the event that you complain to and or request the help of the Internet you should include photos of the subject of your complaints. In this case it is my living room. I hate my living room. I especially hate that brown futon against the red accent wall. The wall is my favorite part but why dark on dark? It’s very “Hello! And welcome to my coffin!”

It’s all just so blahhhhhh and not me. I like bright and fun, I know sometimes my writing begs to differ on that last statement but I’m more whimsy than anything. I want to enjoy a space and this here does not depict any enjoyment. Yesterday in my I want to punch my living room in the face ramblings Danielle introduced me to Queenie Takes Manhattan. More specifically her small space love. That’s what I want ‘love’ for my apartment even though yes, it is an apartment and not permanent and blah blah blah, I’ve heard it all before but it still deserves a little awesome. A little more oomph. A little more…well…anything that isn’t this.

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Into Home

“He is the happiest, be he king or peasant, who finds peace in his home.”  ~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Fine and Dandy Print via PaperMoth

Life list #18: Turn my apartment into a home

“I hate my living room. It’s making me batshit insane”

“Sooo, throw pillows?”

“….”

“Well, I read somewhere that new pillows can help fix things”

“No, throw pillows would be like putting a Hello Kitty bandaid on a stab wound. This is more like if I don’t get rid of that God awful futon I’m going to rip the stuffing out of that sucker”

“So no throw pillows”

“Actually, I think I’ll get some of those too”

Buchanan Apartment Sofa via Pottery Barn

People ask why I don’t buy as in a house. A HOUSE. I shudder when that comes up because buying is so permanent. I also don’t shovel driveways or clean gutters and if leaves fell on my yard, I’d probably just say “That’s NATURE. Leave ‘em!” I’d be a terrible owner which I have fully resigned to and I am ok with that. Some people just aren’t meant to have big yards until later in life if ever. I like leaving all the yucky stuff up to someone else.

But it’s a waste of money.

What about parking?

What about permanence.

I reply with the delicate nature of my own sanity. The way I’m perpetually teetering along and how anything that can make me have to stress less is good. But I’m redoing anyway: Another coat of pant, new prints. Michael’s is having a sale so double mat gallery frames were in order. And a new sofa. Definitely a new sofa.

I just want to want people to come over. I want to come home and be happy to be here. I want to sit at my table with tea in a buddha bowl, my laptop and fuzzy socks and I’d like to do so in a place that brings a smile to my face. More color and whimsy and less “Welcome to my funeral parlor”.  My eyes have gone wonky from poring over Apartment Therapy and Decor8. I’ve never been much into design blogs but suddenly every thing looks so delicious. Let the games begin.

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Nerds on Parade

“I am thankful for the mess to clean after a party because it means I have been surrounded by friends”. ~Nancie J. Carmody

Blissdom 2011 by Mishelle Lane Photography

This is the second night of BlissDom. It is far different than 24 hours prior when I sobbed in my room over an open bottle of wine and See’s chocolates, threatening to leave. More on that joy tomorrow. But for now, we are nerds. Adorable, fun, semi-drunk unless you’re Allison over there who parties like a Mormon. Which is to say she was out later than I and not nearly as full of Makers Mark. Smart girl.

Thanks, Mishi for the photo!

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Laden with Expletives

“And I never wanted anything from you. Except everything you had. And what was left after that too.” – Florence And The Machine

Winter Workout 2011

Winter Workout 2011 (part deux)

First of all, I have recently updated my workout mix. Second of all, you should probably cover your kids’ ears when sampling any of those suckers because oh my God. Nothing like a melodic Fuck You and a thumping It’s Me, Bitches to get your heart rate up.

I have semi strict criteria for planning a playlist for running. First of all, I need to have at least a half-hour of extra music for those moments when you really cannot stand to hear someone’s voice and you’re pressing the forward button on your ipod with a fierceness. Sometimes at mile nine you kind of want to punch Florence in her machine. “The dog days are most surely NOT over”, you pant mid-stride.

What I love most is the stark contrast to my writing playlist which makes me look so gentle and makes me feel like busting out a woodwind as opposed to an angry person calling women ‘bitches’ and hoes’ while running past children.

Teach me How To Dougie is on there not because it will cause one to sprint that last half mile but because there’s always that part mid-run when you just need a good beat. Something to smooth it out. Loosen up your legs, run with your arms hanging and maybe sway side to side.

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Guilty Pleasures

Why not seize the pleasure at once, how often is happiness destroyed by preparation, foolish preparations.” ~Jane Austen

I think you should that I DVR the Bachelor. Despite previous protests and questions on the monochromatic series. I also DVR Jersey Shore. In fact it’s playing as I type and I cannot help but be whisked away into the Sammi-Ronnie downward spiral of doom and eventual weave tearing. Nothing like the remnants of a girl fight come morning.

I also know that things ’round these parts have been a little less than what they had been. Of course there is ample reason for this both personal and professional. I’ll tell you about the big ol’ issue at a later date but for now I’m just happy that you’re here. Perhaps I just have a case of the warm fuzzies but I like to think of you people as the type I’d take out to the bar at Hotel Dupont for hot toddies and deep red wine by the fire. Doesn’t that sound amazing?

So while we’re here, did you know that today is DeLurking Day 2011? And do you know what that means? It means come on out. Tell me your guilty pleasures and that you, too, feel invested in Sammi and Ronnie’s relationship and think that the Situation might have a douchebag problem. What are your guilty pleasures? Lay ‘em out, my friends.

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