Me, Me, Me

“Many, many men have been just as troubled morally and spiritually as you are right now. Happily, some of them kept records of their troubles. You’ll learn from them – if you want to. Just as someday, if you have something to offer, someone will learn something from you. It’s a beautiful reciprocal arrangement. And it isn’t education. It’s history. It’s poetry.” – J.D Salinger

Hi, I’m Heather B.

If we were meeting in real life, I’d either hug you or give you a peck on the cheek. If I disliked you, I’d shake your hand or bust out my crackberry and pretend that I didn’t see you.

I started this website in August of 2005 after graduating from American University in Washington, DC. The first year and half of this site is all about how I drunk I got in Georgetown and how ornery I was as a young pup.

I am still a young pup and onery but now I live in Upstate New York and write a lot about how drunk I got in my living room while abusing On Demand.

I like Coach, a good Gewürztraminer, JCrew, Paris, dresses with pockets, pink, Jack Daniel’s, cheese, C-Span, electoral politics, babies, swedish fish, adjectives, J.D. Salinger and room service.

I dislike clowns, people who are mercurial just for the sake of being mercurial, Dooney and Bourke, humidity, large crowds, close-minded people, passive-aggressive behavior, the size of my feet, ice skating, TSA and cooked carrots.

I’m not perfect. I’m annoying, obnoxious, a whiner, self-deprecating and I believe in what some would call superfluous use of the word ‘fuck’ but what I call good old fashioned shock value.

My favorite word is pulchritude. Not because I have any of it but because I like the way it rolls of the tongue.

Feel free to write me and tell me how utterly fabulous I am at NoPasaNadablog@gmail.com

Once a month(ish) I write here: Beauty Hacks (How great a dress or bra makes my boobs look/lip gloss)

Photo by the lovely Karen Walrond