Me, Me, Me

“Many, many men have been just as troubled morally and spiritually as you are right now. Happily, some of them kept records of their troubles. You’ll learn from them - if you want to. Just as someday, if you have something to offer, someone will learn something from you. It’s a beautiful reciprocal arrangement. And it isn’t education. It’s history. It’s poetry.” - J.D Salinger

 My name is Heather B. Yes, people have always called me Heather B, including my parents and brothers. In fact, my last name is B.

After living in the District of Columbia for six years I recently moved back to Upstate NY because clearly, it’s where all singles in their mid-20’s would like to spend the best years of their lives. 

I drink a lot of wine, read a lot of Salinger, shop at Forever 21 and Anthropologie. I wear pearls everyday and yes, this is my hair, yes I really do go to Coach that often and yes I really do drink that much.

I’m an introvert though attempting to be a little more gregarious and I’m constantly on a quest to not look like I’m in my second trimester of pregnancy. Though it’s hard out there for a vegetarian on weight watchers trying to curb her carbohydrate intake.

My favorite word is pulchritude. Not that I have any of it, but I like the way it rolls of the tongue.I’m rather self-deprecating, I sometimes talk to myself in Spanish, and I have a flair for the dramatic.

Feel free to tell me just how awesome I am at NoPasaNadablog@gmail.com

photo by Torrie LM