“Many, many men have been just as troubled morally and spiritually as you are right now. Happily, some of them kept records of their troubles. You’ll learn from them – if you want to. Just as someday, if you have something to offer, someone will learn something from you. It’s a beautiful reciprocal arrangement. And it isn’t education. It’s history. It’s poetry.” – J.D Salinger
Hi, I’m Heather B.
If we were meeting in real life, I’d either hug you or give you a peck on the cheek. If I disliked you, I’d shake your hand or bust out my crackberry and pretend that I didn’t see you.
I started this website in August of 2005 after graduating from American University in Washington, DC. The first year and half of this site is all about how I drunk I got in Georgetown and how ornery I was as a young pup.
I am still a young pup and onery but now I live in Upstate New York and write a lot about how drunk I got in my living room while abusing On Demand.
I like Coach, a good Gewürztraminer, JCrew, Paris, dresses with pockets, pink, Jack Daniel’s, cheese, C-Span, electoral politics, babies, swedish fish, adjectives, J.D. Salinger and room service.
I dislike clowns, people who are mercurial just for the sake of being mercurial, Dooney and Bourke, humidity, large crowds, close-minded people, passive-aggressive behavior, the size of my feet, ice skating, TSA and cooked carrots.
I’m not perfect. I’m annoying, obnoxious, a whiner, self-deprecating and I believe in what some would call superfluous use of the word ‘fuck’ but what I call good old fashioned shock value.
My favorite word is pulchritude. Not because I have any of it but because I like the way it rolls of the tongue.
About Me
“Many, many men have been just as troubled morally and spiritually as you are right now. Happily, some of them kept records of their troubles. You’ll learn from them – if you want to. Just as someday, if you have something to offer, someone will learn something from you. It’s a beautiful reciprocal arrangement. And it isn’t education. It’s history. It’s poetry.” – J.D Salinger
Hi, I’m Heather B.
If we were meeting in real life, I’d either hug you or give you a peck on the cheek. If I disliked you, I’d shake your hand or bust out my crackberry and pretend that I didn’t see you.
I started this website in August of 2005 after graduating from American University in Washington, DC. The first year and half of this site is all about how I drunk I got in Georgetown and how ornery I was as a young pup.
I am still a young pup and onery but now I live in Upstate New York and write a lot about how drunk I got in my living room while abusing On Demand.
I like Coach, a good Gewürztraminer, JCrew, Paris, dresses with pockets, pink, Jack Daniel’s, cheese, C-Span, electoral politics, babies, swedish fish, adjectives, J.D. Salinger and room service.
I dislike clowns, people who are mercurial just for the sake of being mercurial, Dooney and Bourke, humidity, large crowds, close-minded people, passive-aggressive behavior, the size of my feet, ice skating, TSA and cooked carrots.
I’m not perfect. I’m annoying, obnoxious, a whiner, self-deprecating and I believe in what some would call superfluous use of the word ‘fuck’ but what I call good old fashioned shock value.
My favorite word is pulchritude. Not because I have any of it but because I like the way it rolls of the tongue.
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Feel free to write me and tell me how utterly fabulous I am at nopasanadablog (at) gmail.com
Photo by the lovely Karen Walrond