Airport-Convenient Footwear and Other Things to Wear When You Travel

From BlogHer

If there is one thing that I find completely maddening it is when people take forever to go through security at the airport. I’m that antsy person behind you. I’m the one tapping my foot and glaring at you and audibly huffing and puffing and telling you to remove the change from your pockets (asshole). And I will apologize for being that person but dude…DUDE! Streamline. For me and you and everyone else in line behind you. Don’t be THAT person.

Belts. Oh my lands. BELTS. Leave them at home. Because it’s practically inevitable that you are that person who forgets that you’re even wearing a belt, which requires you to pass through the metal detector like four times. Also, once you get through, you end up having to hoist your pants with one hand, boarding pass between your teeth, while shoving your liquids and gels back into your bag. And EVERYONE will get a nice view of your butt crack.

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