Monthly Archives: November 2009

Cure your winter doldrums

“It doesn’t hurt to be optimistic.  You can always cry later.”  ~Lucimar Santos de Lima Yesterday I posted this over at BlogHer. I claimed that cream blush could clear you of your winter doldrums because it made you all glowy. Fuck that noise. It’s been ‘winter’ for five minutes and I’m already MEHHHHH about the [...]
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November

“It was one day in November when we said we could and so we did. We hoped and then we changed.” – Me. This gives me chills. Even better, I wrote it and it gives me chills which is narcissism at it’s finest. I can’t believe it’s been a year. It feels like longer and [...]
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The most wonderful time of the year

“Seven days without laughter makes one weak.” ~Mort Walker Today is Election Day and because I cannot breathe, I was unable to enjoy it with my normal exuberance. This means that I didn’t get all excited and flip between CNN and FOX News all day long. I didn’t wake up early and listen to NPR. I [...]
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Better than ‘No Pasa Nada’

“When an illness knocks you on your ass, you should stay down and relax for a while before trying to get back up.”  ~Candea Core-Starke If I renamed this site my choices would be: www.Ican’tbreathe.com www.oopstheregoesmylung.com www.it’sbusinessclassnotthequietcar,asshole.com www.openwide.com www.articulateyoungandblack.com www.wouldratherspitthanswallow.com www.Ican’tswallowsoit’smoot.com www.WINE.com www.mehhhhh.com www.creakydoornoise.com www.noreallylookatmythroat.com www.mouthbreathing.com www.IwonderhowmuchtimeandmoneyIcouldspendatTarget.com www.mycatpeedonthis.com www.whereinthefuckingfuckismybed.com
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Man Cold

“I reckon being ill as one of the great pleasures of life, provided one is not too ill and is not obliged to work till one is better.” ~Samuel Butler That was an unexpected hiatus and just when I was ready to get back in the saddle again, I come down with a Man Cold. [...]
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