“The wedding definitely feels more real…a real pain in the ass” – Kandi
This post is brought to you by the letter ‘O’ for ‘Oh lord’ and the ensuing eye rolling that was required of an episode of this much unabashed narcissism. I watched this five times. Each time I’d fast forward straight to the part when Kim said that she couldn’t understand why in the world Lisa would be having a fashion show or starting a fashion line because Lisa has no taste.
Unlike Kim who wants everyone to have porno hair and likes to show her taste via her tits.
Do you see how much taste Kim has? Because she likes to show the world just how big and broad her taste is.
And then Sheree – the Queen of Smug – is just thrilled to be happy to inspire the less fashionable because Lisa is a little copy cat. And to show how much fashion she has she channels Avril Lavigne. Six years too late.
Skater chick!
Never mind that I really didn’t enjoy Lisa’s line all that much because it seemed to not represent what Lisa really is about nor what she usually wears. She wanted something sexy but classy and ended up with this?
How is this classy? It’s not sexy so much as skanky. Also I thought it was a shirt at first and lo it’s a dress. A see-through number that would look really fantastic with stilettos and a pole.
Never mind that Sheree doesn’t show up to Lisa’s fashion show because her imaginary son had a recital. Never mind that she almost went all Cleveland on someone’s ass – AGAIN – because someone had the nerve to call out Queen Sheree for not showing up to support her nemesis friend. Never mind all of that.
Kim says that Lisa has no taste. Kim show us that taste again?
‘Nuff said.
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I refuse to watch that show again but I vow to continue reading you every time you post on it. PINKY SWEAR.
That’s what friends are for…
I love the show, but I might love your recaps even more!
I love your recaps!
Lisa’s clothes were, um, pretty much hideous. That whole like ruffley thing on the front of things, like a JUMPSUIT? No. Just no. And I agree, it isn’t Lisa’s style at all.
No mention of the wig party when NeNe proceeded to cause the party to screech to a halt?
Yeah, I’ve pretty much started watching this show because of you, and yet…I still find your recaps so much more interesting. LOL.
You’re doing good work here…