Too much at once

“Stress is an ignorant state.  It believes that everything is an emergency.”b  ~Natalie Goldberg

On Tuesday I had planned to attend a reception in DC where I had invited several VIPS that braved golf ball sized hail to attend this reception. Of course I wasn’t there because my flight had been diverted to to Long Island. As in I flew from Albany to Long Island. And then to DC.  

On Wednesday someone hacked into my site.

On Thursday while at Proof, I noticed that someone had hacked into my Twitter account.

On Saturday I was headed to Boston for the pre-BlogHer meetup and my car died exactly five miles from home.

Can you see where this all is headed? Can you feel the stress level rising? Can you hear me saying, “There isn’t enough klonopin in the world to cover this shit”? Can you hear me opening a bottle of wine and laying in the middle of my mother’s living room and drinking it straight from the bottle while my mother gives me The Look of Dismay? Can you hear me screaming FUCKING COCK SUCKING MOTHERFUCKING SHIT? Because that’s what’s going on right now.

If you were following me on Twitter here is the new URL: http://twitter.com/TheHeatherB

According to my hosting company and the wonderful and amazing Sean Slinsky, Google should be caught up by next week and hopefully I’ll have my life back. There was a long post coming about how painful it was not to have my site. My baby. And that I missed Twitter. And then every time I went to hit Twitterfon I realized that I never have or had anything to say. So really, all you’ve missed out on is my grand announcement that it is colder in Albany than it is in DC and I still miss Tim Russert. You’re welcome.