Princess Sparklecorn

“Cocktail party:  A gathering held to enable forty people to talk about themselves at the same time.  The man who remains after the liquor is gone is the host.”  ~Fred Allen

It’s a little too sparkly for my taste but it’s a good precursor for my next post.

I’m safely within the confines of The Beltway for the next two days. There’s something about heavy traffic that thrills me to the bone. It seems that my wet dream is sitting in a cab for an hour and almost getting hit by a minivan in front of the White House.