Monthly Archives: May 2009

D.C.

“You can never go home again, but the truth is you can never leave home, so it’s all right.”  ~Maya Angelou Last week I went for drinks with a friend who had recently moved from DC back to Upstate, NY. Stop right there because I know what you’re thinking. Don’t give me that look. I [...]
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It’ll be 5K or K.O.

“Jogging is very beneficial. It’s good for your legs and your feet. It’s also very good for the ground. It makes it feel needed.” ~Charles Schulz, Peanuts Several months ago I decided that it would be fun to take up running again. I figured that by using a mind meld method – on myself – [...]
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One of those days

“Time is the coin of your life.  It is the only coin you have, and only you can determine how it will be spent.  Be careful lest you let other people spend it for you.”  ~Carl Sandburg Today was one of those days when the task of showering required Herculean effort so I instead I stayed [...]
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Biology

“We’ve had bad luck with our kids – they’ve all grown up.”  ~Christopher Morley Me (upon seeing Noah not a baby Noah but a giant full sized Noah who CONVERSES like a person or something): How the hell did that happen? Her: I know. It’s crazy right? Me (staring at Noah): I don’t get it. [...]
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When Bacon Attacks

“We plan, we toil, we suffer – in the hope of what?  A camel-load of idol’s eyes?  The title deeds of Radio City?  The empire of Asia?  A trip to the moon?  No, no, no, no.  Simply to wake just in time to smell coffee and bacon and eggs.”  ~J.B. Priestly Once upon a time. [...]
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