“I have a “carpe diem” mug and, truthfully, at six in the morning the words do not make me want to seize the day. They make me want to slap a dead poet. ” ~Joanne Sherman
One morning I was feeling particularly down in the dumps most likely because it was morning and there was no klonopin in my immediate vicinity. And hark! Someone heard my suffering and lo this gem showed up in my text message inbox:
“I came up with an idea for a movie. It might be soft-core porn, though”
No ‘good morning’ or ‘hey, how are you’ just some good old fashion thoughts of porn. A smile creeped onto my face and I relished in the satisfaction of realizing that everyone needs a friend exactly like this. And for that, my day was brighter.
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“HeatherB makes a Porno” love it. hahaha.
also? that quote? i am totally stealing that because it’s perfection.
We all need friends like that.
lol.
Wait, what is “soft-corn porn?” Or was that “Soft-core?”
I thought “soft-CORN porn” … was like MUSH. Or polenta.
Mmmm – polenta with winter greens and ham.
Yep. That would make me smile.
Everybody needs a few thoughts of porn to brighten their day, even if it somehow involves corn! Or is soft-core!
Sometimes friends are even better than anti-depressants.
Sometimes.
Yes, it was soft-CORE not soft-CORN. Though Hilary and I did discuss soft-CORN porn with hay and tractors and you know…stuff…Carry on!
There is nothing wrong with a little soft-corn porn every once in awhile.
OH! I thought it was soft-corn to add to the funny of what they said. Soft-corn porn, I wonder what that would entail?
The only thing better than the mention of porn in your in-box is liquor with your eggs.
Funny enough, I know EXACTLY what you are talking about. My best friend has a way of turning almost anything sexual and she sends me random text all the time. Totally makes my day too.