And I’m a tool
December 4, 2008 | Filed under: Great moments in narcissism
“You can see a lot by just looking. ” ~Yogi Berra
Last night Metalia and I discussed my sudden need to vlog and this afternoon* I decided to go forth and do so…despite a perpetual cold and looking like I stuck my head out the window while driving to work and that look you see there? With my eyes looking all pitiful and shit? It’s not because I was trying to be sullen and pathetic it’s just that the cold/exhaustion combo has my puffy eyed and crappy tailed. To give you a glimpse into my suffering: I woke up at 3 AM yesterday morning after two hours of sleep and a bottle and a half of wine while traipsing through Gallery Place. Proof and PS 7’s is a good idea 99.9% of the time. But that .1% is because my taste in good food and good wine over powers any ounce of wisdom I might have. It’s like the option to drink Tempranillio is far more important than being able to function at any point. I’d rather be drifting on thoughts of Spain than be able to walk and blink my eyes at the same time.
*You have to click on the link because I am so displeased by the way I look that I figure that the extra step will deter people from viewing. In other news: I have body/face image issues.
Angella says:
I MISS YOU!!!
That is all.
slynnro says:
Nice sweater.
whoorl says:
1. You’re cute.
2. Unfortunately for me, everyone who clicks on that link is going to see that your only OTHER video is ME dancing like an idiot.
3. Awesome and thank you.
Kristabella says:
That was phenomenal. And exactly what I would sound like if I vlogged. There would be a lot of “ums” and “OKs.”
KU-DOS!
jodifur says:
love the use of superferlous.
Am I going to see you while you are here?
And where is my fucking zip car story?
And I know the surprise!
braine says:
Dude. With the disclaimers and self-deprecation? Stop. Because really, you’re at the top of the Internet.
And besides, if anyone WAS going to mock you, there’s Whoorl dancing below you to take the heat off.
Sarah says:
Dude, D.C. wasn’t uneventful. You met me, REMEMBER? I’m so telling Bishop Deal on you. Expect to be fired by him and God.
Laurie | Your Ill-fitting Overcoat says:
OMG, I laughed out loud at the turn signals idea. Genius. And you have some seriously gorgeous eyes, lady!
Kerri Anne says:
(I’m having sudden urgers to make you a t-shirt that says “Here we go a vlogging!” Um, OK then.)
Also on my list of Things That Make Me Want To Lose My Shit While Driving: People who swerve their cars to the right before making a left turn, AS IF THEY WERE DRIVING A BUS.
Camels & Chocolate says:
You are too freakin’ adorable. Bring that cuteness back to San Fran, yo!
Also, I don’t like white wine either (much), so we’re going to have no problems on the drinking front
veep veep says:
i’m always the one person in the room who will drink white wine. more for me
oh and if you are going to recreate the wii fit youtube video that was circulating months back, i will just bow down to you my dear.
Bobbie says:
You don’t look like you have a cold at all! Never heard of Vlog, now I’m curious…
Miguelina says:
What are you talking about? That was great. I also, want the surprise. GIMME.
Rebecca (Bearca) says:
OMG. Heather, you are cute and so not a tool! Plus, I love a) the color of your sweater and b) your necklace combination. Well, and also how you solved the bailout crisis. Obvs.
Ashleigh says:
Ha.ha.
For boring person..you seem to be pretty funny to me.
Glad to put a face with the voice or a voice a with the face.
Anyway. Maybe I need to vlog. naaaah!
Kelly says:
I sooooo hear you on the good wine overpowering wisdom thing. What? I have to drive? pssshhh.
Momo Fali says:
I want to follow you around! Wait. That sounds stalkerish…which it is. But, you weren’t supposed to know that. Because I do such a good job of hiding the fact that No Pasa Nada is my crack.