Balls and porn
August 15, 2008 | Filed under: If I'm not here...
“In my mind, I’m probably the biggest sex maniac you ever saw.” ~ Holden Caulfield (J.D. Salinger)
Catherine asked me to guest post today. The title says it all. It’s been a pretty rough week full of sneezing fits and tears but today is a really good day. I’m hoping for more really good days. Good days with balls and porn. I’ve written other stuff this week but that I used the word ‘cock’ in a sentence and I did so without wanting to curl up and die, takes precedence.
In fact everyone should use the word sex in a sentence today. Or have some. Either way, it’s good for the soul.
An excerpt:
But still it’s hard for me to just come out and use the word sex without my face feeling like its on fire. Why yes, I can play it cool, calm and collected but on the inside I cannot believe I just used that word and I said it OUT LOUD and in front of people. Meanwhile the conversation continues and I’m dying a slow and painful death in my head because I am an adult who just said ‘sex’. Even writing it just now I had to look around in my office, where the door is closed because it could be read on the screen because all of my coworkers have x-ray vision.
ChurchPunkMom says:
Your post rocks!
Dana says:
Girl! Your writing rocks! From what I read of your blog, we come from very (I mean extremely) different worlds and I still love your writing… You’ve made a convert outta me! I always wanted to be a good girl who struggled to be bad! LOL! I love it!
Susan says:
This post was awesome. I wish I could work cock into my blog. Have to go comment on your guest post also.:)
maggie, dammit says:
I feel the sex same way you do.
(Did that count?)