“A friend can tell you things you don’t want to tell yourself.” ~Frances Ward Weller
Stara: “You know, when I read that post you did I thought it was funny. Like I said ‘oh, that’s funny’. But I didn’t like laugh out loud or anything. But when you read it, it was hilarious. Maybe you should just vlog.”
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Me: I need to start mentally preparing myself for when you leave for China. How long will you be gone for? What if something insane or funny happens while you’re away?? What if I find out I’m pregnant while you’re away?? You’ll miss out.
Her: Maybe I should just stay here on the off chance that you might get pregnant. Or say something funny.
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Awww. Don’t get pregnant! I need you to at least remain a non-mommy like me since it seems like bloggers left and right are getting knocked up (in a good way), and who will drink with me next BlogHer when I actually attend? Or when you finally move to SF in the coming months?
Seriously, the post you read was so much funnier in person. Especially after meeting your mom.
Fuck it, I’ll try vlogging.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Right before I left to live in London for a year a friend got very drunk and threatened to have me deported (from London) if she got pregnant while I was gone because she would need me to be here to take care of her. So, don’t worry, you can always have China deport her if you get pregnant…or say something funny.
you can be queen of the vlogs.
Oh, I really will need an iPhone if you vLog! You are frickin hilarious in print, I can only imagine what it will be like to experience your wit delivered live!
i can always serve as susan’s back-up if needed.