“Yo bitches. Here I am in San Francisco. I don’t miss any of you but I know you miss me.
Love,
Heather”
- That note was dictated by Miss Leah as I sat on the floor of her guest bedroom trying not to toss myself out the window because YOU GUYS, I am so fucking stressed. Incomprehensibly thrilled no less, but stressed.






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Don’t stress! Just drink! (I am a font of wisdom. Yes.)
Sister, you will do great and look fabulous while doing so!
This is why margaritas were invented. I’ll be sucking some down before my big charity speech in a couple of weeks…at 8:00 in the morning.
You don’t miss me because we keep seeing each other. HA!