In My Dreams
May 2, 2008 | Filed under: Fotografias, Great moments in narcissism, Humdrum
“Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives.” ~William Dement
Metalia was on a very important conference call this morning, during which she decided to make my dreams come true. In friendship, it’s important to have a friend who knows your flaws and yet loves you just the same. Which means that all you people about to tell me how Eli Manning is a pussy ass cry baby, can suck it and I probably didn’t like you that much in the first place.
I’m about to forward this photo along to my father who thinks that Archie Manning (and spawn) should be shoved into the Mississippi River. So when he finally disowns me, he’ll have real evidence. Something a little more tangible than his refusal to get over that one time I peed in the back of his Volvo.
Happy Weekend, y’all.
Rhi says:
I’m concerned that you may get a kink in your neck from the way your head is turned. Perhaps Eli can give you a neck rub.
Backpacking Dad says:
Aw. What a cute couple.
Lissa says:
I must say you do look stunning!
gorillabuns says:
Is it strange I thought of you first when I saw this picture? Well, the first edition photo.
Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah says:
You have always wanted long blond hair?
I ask because it isn’t possible that someone would want to marry Eli Manning unless they were some sort of, I don’t know, Giants fan.
Oh. Right.
Camels & Chocolate says:
During my first ever red carpet event about three years, I met Eli and his Giant counterparts. Coming from Tennessee (and being a UT grad), Peyton is hailed as God down there. So for me, meeting Eli was like meeting Peyton, only much cuter. You guys make an adorable couple.
Momo Fali says:
What’s with your death grip on Eli’s elbow?
Shamelessly Sassy says:
You all make a fabulous couple. I love me some manning boys. But I do hope your neck is okay after being turned at such a harsh angle.
Erin says:
Where are you registered??
Melissa says:
I actually went to school with Eli (Go Rebels!) and his wife and I had one or two classes where I got to sit and talk to him at least twice a week. Trust me, he’s not the McDreamy candidate you are thinking him to be. The boy is dumb to talk to and has less to offer in a conversation then a bic pen would. I’ve met Archie and Petyon (at a football game where I was lucky enough to sit by them, we beat Vandy that game by the way) and they were much more interesting. Especially Peyton. Just saying, the older brother is much more delish!
MadWomanMeg says:
Nice picture. I’m a little concerned about the Poltergeist head angles, but other than that it’s a lovely picture.
Kristabella says:
I’m not even going to comment because I would like to be your friend. So I’ll just leave my opinions to myself.