Public Service Announcement
April 1, 2008 | Filed under: Blogology
Yesterday was so chocked full of randomness and awesomeness and Prosecco. The best part being not being able to find my ID or Visa when I got to the airport. One of these things I can get to DC without the other might have TSA (shit heads) chasing after my ass. They would catch me, yes. Because the airport is the size of a junior suite at the Hilton but it would be a fantastic workout. And that’s really what matters. Oh another point of order: If you live 12 miles away from the airport and have to get home to get an ID and it’s 5:45AM and your flight leaves at 6:30AM and it’s dark out and you almost run into a guardrail and you finally get home to your passport and then have to get back to the airport; well it will take a miracle of biblical proportions to make your flight.
Speaking of acts of biblical proportions, GO TO EMILY’S SITE NOW. I implore you to do so and I rarely ask of you all to do anything except listen (read) intently to my bullshit three days a week. I adore Emily. Emily once ate expensive cheese off the floor and then made me regret not eating it. So you should stop over there because I said so and because she likes good cheese and she is really, really good people, which leaves no doubt that she has really, really good friends.
And now I am going back to bed.
