No thank you

 

HB and a giant ass margarita


I currently have no interest in writing or talking or standing upright or opening my eyes. Perhaps too much stimulation and slutty nurses/policewomen/witches/brides/zombies/butterflies to bring about anything coherent. Though I’m thinking of writing a startling exposé for Halloween simply titled Slutty Clown: Yay or Nay? 

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12 Comments

  1. Posted October 29, 2007 at 8:10 am | Permalink

    Our party on Sat nite was in a barn, and there were a whole heckuva lotta slutty horsewomen/dominatrix types there. Perhaps you could go for that.

  2. Posted October 29, 2007 at 9:45 am | Permalink

    I’m sorry, I didn’t read a word that you wrote because I was distracted by that ever so lovely (and ever so large) margarita and thinking – WHERE CAN I GET ME ONE OF THOSE???

  3. Posted October 29, 2007 at 9:50 am | Permalink

    Oh, that drink looks all kinds of awesome. Just a regular margarita?

    I’m terrified of clowns (it’s my irrational fear) but perhaps if they whored themselves up some, my fear would be calmed.

  4. Posted October 29, 2007 at 9:50 am | Permalink

    I was the only woman wearing pants at the party I attended on Saturday. What is UP with the slutty?

  5. Posted October 29, 2007 at 9:59 am | Permalink

    Looks like you had the best birthday EVER!

  6. Posted October 29, 2007 at 12:04 pm | Permalink

    Yeah, when did Halloween become about Porn? Used to be about Candy Corn.
    (Happy Birthday, dear!!!)

  7. Posted October 29, 2007 at 1:45 pm | Permalink

    The devil uses that same cup during his big “Welcome to hell” speech.

  8. Posted October 29, 2007 at 4:01 pm | Permalink

    Ha! Love it!
    I would so vote Nay! I went to a party on Saturday night and told my boyfriend he owed me a dollar for every “Sexy Ladybug” costume that was there. What the hell is sexy about being a ladybug? It’s not even creative!

  9. Posted October 29, 2007 at 10:11 pm | Permalink

    Haha! I say nay.

  10. Posted October 29, 2007 at 10:16 pm | Permalink

    Um … need some help with that margarita? BECAUSE? I’m all over it if you do.

    And yes, the slutty-ness of Halloween preteens is pissing me off. Hello. GIRLS BE GIRLS.

    I might just gag.

  11. Posted October 30, 2007 at 3:24 pm | Permalink

    Oh my god, wherever did you get that glass of awesomeness?

  12. Posted December 3, 2007 at 6:34 pm | Permalink

    Now that’s a chalice. Of a sort. :)

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