No thank you
October 29, 2007 | Filed under: Humdrum, Just Add Alcohol

I currently have no interest in writing or talking or standing upright or opening my eyes. Perhaps too much stimulation and slutty nurses/policewomen/witches/brides/zombies/butterflies to bring about anything coherent. Though I’m thinking of writing a startling exposé for Halloween simply titled Slutty Clown: Yay or Nay?
Posted by nopasanada @ 7:16 am




Suebob says:
Our party on Sat nite was in a barn, and there were a whole heckuva lotta slutty horsewomen/dominatrix types there. Perhaps you could go for that.
One Smart Cookie says:
I’m sorry, I didn’t read a word that you wrote because I was distracted by that ever so lovely (and ever so large) margarita and thinking - WHERE CAN I GET ME ONE OF THOSE???
Jennie says:
Oh, that drink looks all kinds of awesome. Just a regular margarita?
I’m terrified of clowns (it’s my irrational fear) but perhaps if they whored themselves up some, my fear would be calmed.
Cindy says:
I was the only woman wearing pants at the party I attended on Saturday. What is UP with the slutty?
Isabel says:
Looks like you had the best birthday EVER!
BOSSY says:
Yeah, when did Halloween become about Porn? Used to be about Candy Corn.
(Happy Birthday, dear!!!)
Erin says:
The devil uses that same cup during his big “Welcome to hell” speech.
Holly says:
Ha! Love it!
I would so vote Nay! I went to a party on Saturday night and told my boyfriend he owed me a dollar for every “Sexy Ladybug” costume that was there. What the hell is sexy about being a ladybug? It’s not even creative!
Gooseberried says:
Haha! I say nay.
OMSH says:
Um … need some help with that margarita? BECAUSE? I’m all over it if you do.
And yes, the slutty-ness of Halloween preteens is pissing me off. Hello. GIRLS BE GIRLS.
I might just gag.
Katie says:
Oh my god, wherever did you get that glass of awesomeness?
Buffy says:
Now that’s a chalice. Of a sort.