Slogans
June 22, 2007 | Filed under: Humdrum, This side of the Hudson
“Your most unhappy customers are your greatest source of learning.” ~Bill Gates
Enterprise: “We’re totally fucking useless! But (maybe) we can pick you up!”
Bally’s Total Fitness: “We can do something about that back fat, don’t worry!”
MetLife: “Bend over, we promise to be gentle!”
Kate Spade: “A bag a day keeps the curmudgeonly at bay”
Upstate NY: “One Manning is better than no Mannings at all”
Posted by nopasanada @ 6:13 am
heather anne says:
One Manning is better than no Mannings at all.
*snort*
bloggadocio says:
you’re hired.
Paisley says:
We rented a car (being me and my boss) from Enterprise and were reassured several times that we had one. See, there were ZERO cars available due to Spring Break and Spring Training games. Boss goes to pick it up there is no car and SORRY this is YOUR problem, not OURS say the Enterprise fools.
We ended up renting one from a car dealership.
Amazing.
mcgee says:
haha..i especially like the kate spade slogan. word.
happy friday =)
Susan says:
Oh, that Kate Spade. I want to hate her, but the baaaaags are so cute. Dammit.
Sueb0b says:
I usually love love love Enterprise, so I am sorry to see that they f***ed you over. The last time I rented from them, however, they told me I had to wait for the car to be cleaned…then brought it to me COVERED in suds. The guy said the car wash broke in the middle. Funny.
Ginny says:
Jenny Craig: Where the rich can lose weight, one penny at a time.
Ahhh that’s what I like to see, people getting involved. Thank you.