The best intentions
May 9, 2007 | Filed under: Mmhmm That's Right, The District Of Columbia, Whoopdie Doo
“If we shall take the good we find, asking no questions, we shall have heaping measures.” ~Ralph Waldo Emerson
Last night, Johnny Monis made Jason cry, a subject I was going to analyze at length starting with how I had the best Gewurztraminer known to man. Ever. In life. In fact I was probably going to write about how I want to marry the Gewurztraminer because then I could enjoy it all I damn well pleased.
Alas, I won’t discuss Jason weeping and how hysterical his wife is. But I swear it was there. There was a plan and a photo and everything and then this morning I went to the gym – totally on schedule. Upon return from the gym I attempted to search for my mint chocolate, a phone for which I have the utmost disdain for, but I own it because it was free.
I found the phone. At the bottom of my gym bag covered in water and dead. Which means that I focused more of my attention on the dead phone than on Johnny Monis or on the fact that I had my first official new job meeting within 20 minutes. So I attended that meeting, unshowered after 45 minutes on the elliptical.
The phone is now fixed, actually I reverted back to my old trusty LG. And now I’m off to partake in multiple Blue Moons on a roof top with my favorite people in the world. Perhaps tomorrow you’ll get to hear about the gazpacho that made me fall to my knees.




EDW says:
Blue Moons, yum. Enjoy!
girlgoyle says:
I unknowingly dropped my brand new Razr phone on the ground and then proceeded to shovel it away while I was trying to free my car from the last snow storm. I found it about a week later when the snow thawed out. I took it apart for a day let it dry out. It works just fine. Actually…it turned right on and listed all the missed calls from when I kept calling it in hopes of hearing it ring in the snow. I bet your chocolate does the same thing. Buying a new phone sux!
heather anne says:
Blue Moon the song always makes me think of Joe vs. the Volcano. And now I’ll probably be singing that song all day.