“The world is round and the place which may seem like the end may also be only the beginning.” ~Ivy Baker Priest
How 99% of the population reacts to fucking fantastic, mind
blowing news:
- gracious thanks
- a good old fashioned BJ
- equally mind blowing sex
- giving thanks to jesus/buddah/moses
- veuve cliquot or Cristal
How I react to fucking fantastic, mind blowing news (short of Random House calling):
- deep sobbing shoulder shaking tears, in which my mother offers a paper bag of some sort so that I do not completely hyperventilate
- xanax
- movie popcorn with extra salt and butter
- xanax
- two Blue Moons
- two glasses of 365 Merlot (mmm, tastes like ass with a hint of fruit. Goes best with chipotle burritos and xanax)
- three ketel one and tonics
- crying
- xanax
- told Andrea no less than 4 times that I have a linebacker neck so my necklace would have to be like 21″ (I may have said “I’m built like a SF 49er.” She may have wanted to drop kick me from 3000 miles away)
- the fetal position
-sticking my head between my knees
- cuticle removal courtesy of my incisors
- xanax
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We are drinking together ASAP.
not sure what the news was, but I know I’m all for xanax
Please make me a vodka tonic. I like a twist of lime. Thanks.
So you got a pretty good deal on Ebay with the Xanax, huh?
Okay fine. Now what is the good news.
Sounds like really good news. Maybe I should look into this Xanax. I usually just walk around with a stupid smile on my face for days… And skip… and sing.
Hoo boy. I hesitate to ask what bad news looks like.
You can get Xanax in generic now, right?
Is this the reaction for good news….or bad news?