“Misery is a communicable disease.” ~Martha Graham
See? Angry and scary and I could kick your ass (also one of the worst pictures ever, so be kind. Really). Ok, no, no I can’t really kick ass and I would never do so. But yes! I am indeed rather surly like most of the time so why would two weeks of the month be any different. Oh but they are. I’ve succumbed to every cranky PMSing bone in my body and have been feeding it copious amounts of Au Bon Pain half priced (after
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What I have taken away from this entry is an insatiable curiosity as to what a deep fried carrot would taste like… hmm…
I don’t know, but I’m so very tempted to try…
i love these sorts of health food posts, because they remind me i am justified in my avoidance of meat and all things that do not advance my well-being. even my wine is fortified. one can only assume with the appropriate vitamins and minerals. the labels are inconclusive.
A fabulous photo.
I persist in my belief that any problem can be fixed with… peanut M&Ms. Take two bags and get back to me.
You’re beautiful, and I mean that in the most earnest and non-sarcastic way ever, honestly. That’s a gorgeous photo, you’re lovely, and you’re normal for feeling like this.
And also, I’m not lying when I tell you that as of this moment, “Folsom Prison Blues” is blaring into my ears. So I am, kind of, playing Johnny Cash for you on command.
ducklet: I forgot to mention that my chinese food was general tsao’s eggplant. Because I believe in my vitamins and minerals. Which means that I might have to start incorporating grapes back into my diet.
wunelle: you always show up at just the right time, when I am in dire need of m&ms. And did you know that they now make dark chocolate ones?
jonniker: Another sign of my crazy PMS is Johnny Cash. Seriously every day this week I’ve begged a friend for Johnny Cash and then he plays Johnny Cash for me. It’s lovely.
And thank you very, very much…;-)
you might wana see a doctor about that wheat, grape and barely adversion. sounds serious.
Oh yes – the dark chocolate M&M’s are my FAVORITE!!! Such a good call on their part.
Love the pic of you, it’s so cute! So is your shirt too!
Deep fried carrots though, not so sure. Although I said that about deep fried pickles and those turned out to be fantastic.
Psssh, your pic is lovely.
Yipes. An aversion to fermented grapes? The horror! Is this NORMAL?
Hoorah for looking forward to Stacypalooza.
You are beautiful and I trust that is just a phase that will pass like the weather.
No grapes? Wah.
lux: I was thinking the same thing…
mappyb: now that my umm ‘symptoms’ are waning, I feel like I can accept my carrots in their current natural form
alyndabear: nope, not normal at all. But hopefully I’ll be feeling better soon.
suebob: why thank you. Especially since in my red stapler picture, I’m drunk and exhausted. I’m sure this is a welcome respite.
I wouldn’t say angry and scary. You must be referring to how you feel on the inside, because on the outside I see lovely and professional and…dare I say it?…sexy.
No Pasa Nada: Bringing sexy, lame, and vino back.
A) I like this picture of you because: cleavage! jacket! lace! double-strand necklace!
B) Also, you look hot. Despite your groanings.
You also look very confident. It must be the deep-fried carrots.
Which, by the way: this year at our state fair? They’re serving deep-fried COKE.
Coca-cola, I mean.
YOU ARE A GODDESS OF HOTTNESS.
that is all.
you look gorgeous!I love your necklace! I hope you feel better.
btw, you do look kinda mean in that picture. but i think it’s only because you have a serious face on. i think you seem like a person worth knowing!
I second the notion that the world can be cured with peanut m & m’s. Well, my world at least, lol.
Matt