The one I’ve always wanted to write
August 24, 2006 | Filed under: La Madre
“I love writing. I love the swirl and swing of words as they tangle with human emotions.” ~James Michener
It always drives me crazy when people write posts obviously stating a secret or exciting news of some sort and then say that they can’t discuss the excitement until later. These people seem to think that their lives depend on witholding this information or perhaps they are CIA agents? Perhaps they have a secret potion to transform my Bobbi Brown lipgloss into a solid so that I wouldn’t have to fear losing it with my luggage? Who knows? It’s just infuriating. Loathsome if you will.
But God, wouldn’t it be great if I had something that I wanted to share? Something that’s making me smile and go a little overboard with the Malbec. Yeah it would be. Maybe I do have such a thing, maybe I don’t. You’ll just have to stay tuned, sucka.
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And before y’all start to play guessing games, the object of my amuesement is aware of my existence but still thinks I’m pretty much nothing, hell, he probably hates me . And anyone who suggests pregnancy must be a big believer of immaculate conception.
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In the event that you don’t get enough of me already: Huzzah!
Culotte says:
I love that quote.
I enjoy the “I have some shit going on right now but don’t want to tell you because it’s MY business, not yours, and NO I don’t have to share everything with the Internet” post.
Namaste says:
LOL.
Yo, girl. The Namaste is up and running again. Holla.
Heather B. says:
Culotte: Thank you very much!
Namaste: Huzzah! I’m off to check it out now.
Bone says:
Immaculate conception… Franco Harris, right?!
Next question.
DivineDiva says:
If only
I could say it was immaculate conception for all six of my kids . Then I would be very rich!!!
ejtakeslife says:
Congrats on the new digs!
Pink Lemonade Diva says:
heather - congrats! Oh what a year it’s been, bet you never could have predicted any of this and in only one short year!!
Kudos!
jonniker says:
Congratulations! I really should read those things more often, as a lot of people I really love are on there and who doesn’t like MORE?
Heather B. says:
Thanks all! Yes, it has been quite the year. Wheee!
sweetney says:
talking about secrets and not sharing the content of said secret is so fucking tease-y it kills me.
Heather B. says:
We’ll add that to the list of things not to do to piss off Tracey. Because we love Tracey.
Marci (aka Baby Banana) says:
I feel like you are going to shoot me in that photo of yours over on Blogher.
Heather B. says:
You ask and I shall comply. The picture will be changed to one where I look less homicidal in the morning.