Wanted Ad

June 16, 2006 | Filed under: La Madre

“Oh, wouldn’t the world seem dull and flat with nothing whatever to grumble at?” ~W.S. Gilbert

SBF seeks M or F with html knowledge for Blogger, Tickets to tonight’s Yankees/Nationals game, Medical Doctor with access to Ambien.

Likes: long walks on the beach, golden retrievers, thai food, ABBA, Grey Goose and being a pain in the ass

(I’m serious about the first two and if you really can get me some Ambien, I’d have to kiss you because until I sleep a solid 8 hours, you’re going to get shit like this.)

(Ok, so now I have tickets. Two. Wheeee!)

2 Responses to “Wanted Ad”

1. Kate says:

   I know this sounds cheesy, but try Celestial Seasonings Sleepytime Extra Tea. Drink a cup about an hour before bedtime. Turn off the TV, turn off the computer. Just sit & relax. Then, make sure you pee before bed.

   I’ve been struggling with it too, but taking that time of no-stimulation has REALLY helped me.

   If the cheesy way won’t work, some Benadryl should. Beware of the grogginess.

   June 16, 2006 @ 12:40 pm

2. Buffy says:

   I had to get the viral infection from hell and check myself into the hospital to get any rest. It worked. But I wouldn’t recommend it.

   June 20, 2006 @ 2:19 pm

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