Emmaus

May 24, 2006 | Filed under: La Madre

After wowing you all with my first greatest hits post, I decided to bring it back, because 5 days is a really long time…

If my first greatest hits album would be named This Isn’t Education, I find that the follow up would be called Emmaus. Emmaus is a place and I’m not going to go into further detail about it because it’s a complicated and complex story, but one that I’m sure I will share later.

As before, for those of you who have already read these, then my sincerest apologies and for you newbies, well again, I apologize:

1. I’d rather be driving a titleist
2. The Reverend Al said it best
3. This screams ‘Best Seller’
4. One day, I shall slay the enemy
5. It will kill us all
6. Sadly, they help drive the economy
7. McPleasestoptalking
8. Love, Love, Love
9. BofA sucks, enough said
10. But really, I love him
11. At least I’ll have my cats
12. Brightness

10 Responses to “Emmaus”

1. Jorge says:

   I don’t remember how many of these I have read.

   Thanks for making me EVEN BUSIER now.

   Jackass.
   

   May 25, 2006 @ 12:53 pm

2. LisaBinDaCity says:

   Nice list! You are a funny, funny girl

   May 25, 2006 @ 4:35 pm

3. Jacynth says:

   I adore all of your posts..no such thing as a greatest hits list for me, they’re all great!

   May 25, 2006 @ 6:39 pm

4. aibee says:

   I give the list two thumbs up Heather, you’re brilliant.

   May 26, 2006 @ 1:17 am

5. DC Cookie says:

   5 daaaaaaaaaaayz! urgh…

   May 26, 2006 @ 2:48 pm

6. Dirk the Feeble says:

   I didn’t actually click on any of those, but I really liked some of the titles. “McPleasestoptalking.” If I wasn’t so lazy and uninspired by everything in life at the moment I would TOTALLY check that shit out.

   May 26, 2006 @ 3:05 pm

7. Dagny says:

   Found my way here via Neil as you are apparently his blog crush today.

   I read through a number but I really liked number 8. Almost sounded like one of my family gatherings.

   Now that I have found my way here, I am sure that I will be back.

   May 26, 2006 @ 7:14 pm

8. Angela says:

   Mmkay, that was fun, but time for you to come back now!

   May 30, 2006 @ 10:33 am

9. boozie says:

   I just wanted to tell you that I had a dream that we were college roommates and you were embarassed of me.

   I don’t hold that against you, though. I can be embarassing.

   May 31, 2006 @ 10:24 am

10. MKD says:

    I feel a little closer to you now.

    May 31, 2006 @ 11:18 am

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