How to have sex on an ibook
November 26, 2005 | Filed under: La Madre
…tell me, in less than 4 1/2 minutes, that I do indeed have a warranty on my ipod and then order me a new one and tell me that it will be in on monday. MONDAY. I might kiss you or possibly have sex with you somewhere near the G5s. What can I say? I’m easy.
Now if only I could get someone to purchase me a new laptop and digital camera. I most certainly wouldn’t see nothing wrong with a little bump and grind…all over Best Buy that is.
Posted by nopasanada @ 10:23 pm
Lizzie says:
You’ve got higher standards than I. I saw nothing wrong with a little bump and grind all over Best Buy just for the Death Cab cd. Well golly, color me impressed, you’re one classy lady, HB.
(ok ok! I’m getting to work! back off!)
Namaste says:
Considering that I recently used that same R Kelly lyric myself…I have no choice but to give you props on that one.
Props.
Sub Girl says:
hmm i have an ibook. but haven’t had sex on it. yet.
LisaBinDaCity says:
Yay Ipods! I just bought the Nano after standing in line at Best Buy for a freaking HOUR.
Yay you too!
Heather B. says:
Lizzie: yup, very high standards. Fix my ipod and I’ll have to have sex with you. Sad, but true. Dude, do your freaking work!
Namaste: well thank you. R. Kelly is some great ispiration there.
SG: you should try it, it’s fun.
Lisa B.: I’m jealous. I was kind of hoping for just a new one, but alas not. oh well
Paul says:
My powerbook is bent. Does that count?
MKD says:
So if I buy you a digital camera, you’ll … what? makeout with me? Does it have to be “new?”
Neil says:
Will the sex only be 4 1/2 minutes also?
darlin nikki says:
perfect! i have totally taken ye ol’ ibook for granted. uv given us a new lease on life
and yea mom for finding the receipt!
Sharkbait says:
Sometimes you just gotta take one for the team. Such is life!
I hope it arrives
green_canary says:
Methinks I need an iBook. And a trip to Best Buy.
Mappy B says:
at least you didn’t mentioned singing khia’s ‘my neck, my back’ to him. then we might have to worry.
Heather B. says:
Paul: yes it may count, it might be easier given that the powerbook is concave. just a thought.
MKD: yes it must be new I’m not THAT easy.
Neil: let’s hope not.
Nikki: yes the ibook has many functions. I think that was Apple’s intent. They should put that on the box.
Sharkbait: it should be into the store by wednesday at the latest. I’m excited.
GC: purchasing an ibook and a trip to best buy may lead to sexual happiness in your future.
wunelle says:
G5. Is that like a g-spot X 5? Are you ambisextrous? I’m confused.
Tanisha says:
U are sooo wrong HB– OMG. And I was thinking the same thing when my computer crashed. Than again I’d do a leg I am soo horny. Haha
Heather B. says:
wunelle: I’ve been told I’m asexual so I doubt I’m also ambisextrous. A G5 is a type of Mac. But I’m a PC person, so lord knows if that’s true, but I’m pretty sure.
tanisha: glad to amuse you. that’s what I’m here for.
Dirk the Feeble says:
I don’t get it, you’re going to have sex on an iPod? How tiny are you?
Heather B. says:
Not on an ipod an ibook. I’m about 3′2″. It’s a great feat of maintaining balance.