Who needs alcohol when you’ve got this?

November 25, 2005 | Filed under: La Madre

Peg: I think I’m going to go to Martha’s Vineyard tomorrow and then stay overnight

Me: oooh then we can have a party

G: yeah, we can have a party. You clean up the basement. Mom, you’d be really proud of the parties I throw.

Peg: Like that time I found all those beer cans in your room under your bed? And then up on the roof?

G: what cans?

Peg: that time you got mad at me for cleaning your room and I found all that beer…

G: That was last Christmas, and it wasn’t from a party. That was from me, Eli, Jack and Jay.

Peg: And y’all had condoms…

Posted by nopasanada @ 3:46 pm

6 Responses to “Who needs alcohol when you’ve got this?”


  1. Lizzie says:

    your mom handled that a lot better than mine would have.

    (*briefly poking my head out of my self-imposed exile… can’t stay away*)

  2. Rude Cactus says:

  3. Heather B. says:

    Lizzie: I’m blocking you from my blog. Don’t you have papers to write and finals to study for??

    RC: apparently she found beer cans in the gutter. Which totally doesn’t surprise me.

  4. Neil says:

    You could have lied and said that it was Santa Claus that left it all on the roof.

  5. Sub Girl says:

    beer + roof sounds like a really dangerous combination! and yeah. your mom seemed pretty calm about that!

  6. Erinn says:

    lil garrett drinking??? gee…im old

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