Who needs alcohol when you’ve got this?
November 25, 2005 | Filed under: La Madre
Peg: I think I’m going to go to Martha’s Vineyard tomorrow and then stay overnight
Me: oooh then we can have a party
G: yeah, we can have a party. You clean up the basement. Mom, you’d be really proud of the parties I throw.
Peg: Like that time I found all those beer cans in your room under your bed? And then up on the roof?
G: what cans?
Peg: that time you got mad at me for cleaning your room and I found all that beer…
G: That was last Christmas, and it wasn’t from a party. That was from me, Eli, Jack and Jay.
Peg: And y’all had condoms…
Posted by nopasanada @ 3:46 pm




Lizzie says:
your mom handled that a lot better than mine would have.
(*briefly poking my head out of my self-imposed exile… can’t stay away*)
Rude Cactus says:
The roof?
Heather B. says:
Lizzie: I’m blocking you from my blog. Don’t you have papers to write and finals to study for??
RC: apparently she found beer cans in the gutter. Which totally doesn’t surprise me.
Neil says:
You could have lied and said that it was Santa Claus that left it all on the roof.
Sub Girl says:
beer + roof sounds like a really dangerous combination! and yeah. your mom seemed pretty calm about that!
Erinn says:
lil garrett drinking??? gee…im old